The year is 2214, and your computer’s dusty hard drive has just resurfaced at an antique store. Write a note to the curious buyer explaining what he or she will find there.
“It’s too bad their pornography was only two-dimensional, isn’t it? Not even collectors want this stuff. Yours free, if you really want it.”
ParkInkSpot 
It was late, I was rushing the clock a bit (to actually get it done on the 3rd). Hopefully tomorrow I’ll have a little more time to devote to it.