Murphy says

I have a microwave with a little toaster-oven built in.

When the “food’s ready” ding goes off, I will open the wrong door first (choice of two!) at least 90% of the time.

Alzheimers? Gremlins? My toaster oven is cursed? Bad karma?

All available evidence points to: “You just eat too damned much”.


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