Star Wars, Episode I (Phantom Menace).
I thought we’d never come back from that one??
But then Episodes 2 and 3…oh, oh no no no no no. LucasArts, a victim of its own merchandising. Could the franchise possibly recover?
No. You can hold out hope for Episode VII, if you want to. But the franchise is dead. It died years ago.
Someone should bury the corpse already, it stinks.
Write about anything you’d like, but make sure the post includes this sentence:
“I thought we’d never come back from that one.”