Not Captained by Morgan

Being stranded annoyed the crew of the Purulent Carbuncle.

“Mister Muttonhead! Where has our longboat, and our rum, gone?”

“Out to sea, sir,” the designated scapegoat stammered while scrutinizing the horizon.

“Why?”

“Sir, I’ve deduced three causes; poorly secured, tide, and current.”

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21 thoughts on “Not Captained by Morgan”

  1. Well done. The nautical story succinct as anyone might wish. Sailormen don;t fuck around. I tried to get in on this one, but was to late. Nonetheless I wrote one just to keep my hand in.

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