The neighbors were not happy about my choice of yard art. I didn’t have a real problem until they took it up with the Homeowners Association.
Simon sat down with me and explained (at length) the CC&Rs we’d signed. How the statuary was in clear and fineable violation.
“So you see, Mr. Jordan, you’ll really have to remove the art immediately or face monetary penalties.”
“Come on, Simon, isn’t there something else…”
“I’m afraid not,” Simon sniffed and snapped his briefcase closed.
“All right, let me walk you out. Honey, this is Simon—Simon, have you met my wife Medusa?”
Inspired by this week’s Mondays Finish the Story prompt:
Hmm…not another Bernini? 
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