We killed a modem, somehow. Probably just expired from old age or sheer stubborn perversity. Might’ve had something to do with all the thunderboomers or the phase of the moon. Dustbunnies in the gears? Who knows.
Anyway, we’re back in communication again. New modem, and even saved a hundred bones on the ISP bill, too! So that’s always good.
Now what’d I miss? Did the Publitzer or Nobel selection committees happen to call while I was away? The Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Show?