“Captain, we’ve got a real problem.”
“They’re trying to cross the border again, thousands of them. Fleeing oppression, asking for sanctuary, lined up for miles on the Interstate. But shall we close the border?”
The captain climbed the observation tower and scanned the horizon. He gasped at the sheer mass of SUVs headed south. “Do we have any idea what they’re fleeing from, Corporal?”
“Best guess is the election, sir. You know how ridiculous the rhetoric became, near the end—really scary shit—intolerant, xenophobic, bigoted, and hateful.”
“So what happened?”
“According to the polls, he’s actually winning.”
100 words. Inspired by this week’s 100WGCU prompt.
See also: Trumped Again.
I vow to spend not one damned penny on National Rampant Consumerism Friday.
Instead of working, REI is paying workers to go outside on Black Friday.
#optoutside is a downright brilliant idea. It’s visionary, with just a touch of brand marketing (which we’ll politely do our best to ignore.)
Unfortunately, I don’t have any nice scenic views to share with the internet, nor am I the outdoorsy type. But I can totally join in, support, and appreciate the stop-the-madness sentiment.
So instead I’ll spend the day at home, try and churn out some writing, do the kind of thing that makes me feel at ease.
And if it stops raining, who knows, perhaps I’ll even take a little peek at the nature just on the other side of my front door.
I could make this a holiday tradition, I really like this concept!