“Your breath could gag buzzards.”
Just what you need to hear first thing in the morning, right? This is a delicate part of the dance of marriage. It is indecorous and suicidal to counter with “rats have nested in your hair.” Because toxic exhalations can be injurious to the other party, morning breath is always fair game. Under the “promotion of domestic tranquility” clause in the contract, it’s covered.
Hollywood never gets that right.
Trained by years in the harness, I stumble into the bathroom for some modern oral hygiene methodology.
Reaching for my toothbrush, I freeze. My skin is roughening, drying out before my eyes. When I feel it, it’s hard. There are armor-thick patches forming and fissures between the… Scales?
I gaze at my reflection with growing horror. My skin is darkening and tinted greenish. With every passing moment, it grows thicker, harder, and I look more crocodilian.
Dryness is scratching at my throat, and I cough once. A wave of greenish fire envelops the toothbrush in my clawed hand, and the brush melts into liquefied plastic slag.
My morning breath may actually be atomic. If I grow 98 meters taller, I think Tokyo is in serious trouble.
199 words. Inspired by this week’s Sunday Photo Fiction prompt:
So yeah, this was a brilliant film…not.
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