“You’re in the market for a magic sword. For enhanced strength, speed, and durability, this blade is everything you need. Get a feel for the heft and balance. Try it.”
The sword coruscated with each forceful strike at the dummy.
“Totally unsuitable,” the customer responded. “Listen, you dolt, I said Ninja School.”
52 words, for this week’s Shapeshifting 13 (#52).