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Not Captained by Morgan

Being stranded annoyed the crew of the Purulent Carbuncle.

“Mister Muttonhead! Where has our longboat, and our rum, gone?”

“Out to sea, sir,” the designated scapegoat stammered while scrutinizing the horizon.

“Why?”

“Sir, I’ve deduced three causes; poorly secured, tide, and current.”

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