And now

After a [sarcasm] fun-filled couple of days [/sarcasm] wrastling with e-book submissions, formatting, etc…

I do believe its time to take the night off and just read a little.

I earned it. Now to just quit fiddlin’ e-books for a day or three and do something else.

Would you trust this man?
Would you trust this man?

Murphy says

I have a microwave with a little toaster-oven built in.

When the “food’s ready” ding goes off, I will open the wrong door first (choice of two!) at least 90% of the time.

Alzheimers? Gremlins? My toaster oven is cursed? Bad karma?

All available evidence points to: “You just eat too damned much”.