About Dave

Dave’s Amazon Author Page.

Dave has no idea how to write an “About” page, regardless of subject matter. Some people construct innovating, charming paragraphs that describe themselves perfectly, with brevity and whimsy. Dave isn’t one of those.

Dave doesn’t parasail, or skydive, or rock climb, or scuba dive, or any of those other “hey I’m interestingly outdoorsy” hobbies. He isn’t one of those people, either.

He’s a first-generation computer nerd, avid reader, and introvert. He still doesn’t Grok this whole Social Media thing very well. The entire “social” concept might be beyond him, for that matter. He displays remarkably misanthropic tendencies, and his spouse has described him as a “grumpy old hermit.”

Dave overuses commas, botches ellipses and sometimes talks about himself in third person. Isn’t that a rubber room signal?

He lives with his wife Annie in the Chicagoland area. Brad (their son) is a recently emancipated 20-something who is chasing his own vision of personal trainer micro-Hulk fulfillment for a paycheck.

We’re still not entirely sure where Brad got those genes.

Dave doesn’t do selfies

Summer 2014, Brookfield Zoo. Aging fast, Dave… Have you noticed how much you look like your Dad?

1994? The tiny one is Brad.

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