A reprieve

And a last-minute phone call from the Governor reprieves the felon at the last moment. How dramatic is that?

(If you’re confused, see previous post. Jan 6 appeared on DP after all!)

So, on to today’s topic:

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Welcome back everyone! It’s good to see you all again.

I’m Dave, and I write here quite often. You may know me from my long list of brilliant novels that have won Pulitzers, made me wealthy, and spawned movie deals by the score. Wait—that’s Stephen King.

I’m Dave, and I write here quite often. As you can tell from the general randomness thus far, I often write before being fully awake and caffeinated. And I set out upon the stormy seas of blog post creation in a leaky boat without satnav, sometimes in the near vicinity of rocky reefs. I hope you remembered your life jackets.

Today’s Daily Prompt is a high-concept piece, “Just write the post you want to be remembered by”. No pressure. Easysauce, right?

How is that going so far?

(Wah wah wah sound effect here)

I’m not much for high-concept pieces, as you can tell. I crack bad jokes. Obfuscate. Evade. Distract.

Did that work?

Because I’m not quite sure how to go about simulating the Most Entertaining Person writing his Most Memorable Post ever.

So the prompt today tells me that I’m an Internet Sensation! Go me!

How did I do that again? :head scratch: Aw, who am I kidding? None of the men made it past that video anyway.

Still watching it, aren’t you? Perverts.

Your blog just became a viral sensation. What’s the one post you’d like new readers to see and remember you by? Write that post.

Viral. As in: cough, choke, wheeze.

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