“John? It’s two A.M.?”
Alt-Tab! She glowered in the doorway, arms folded.
“I was j-just…”
“Porn.” Her scowl deepened, storm warning now level five.
You have no choice. Throw yourself on the mercy of the court!
Alt-Tab. “A cruise site?”
“Happy anniversary.”
ParkInkSpot 
This is my final piece written for Yeah Write.
Whatever its intentions, that website is now actively shilling. The implications of that re: judicial contest ethics are obvious.